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Funny wedding memes and sayings, quotes

Here are a few funny memes, sayings, and quotes about getting married:

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

"Getting married is like putting your hand in a bag of snakes. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

"Marriage is really just organized roommating."

"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." - G. K. Chesterton

"Marriage is a contract in which each party undertakes to love, honor, and despise the other's relatives." - Ogden Nash

"Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash." - Joyce Brothers

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae West

I hope these brought a smile to your face! 


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